Hubby got me an Easter card from the dog this past year, I found it again recently. Just thought I'd post the poem for a giggle. On the card the part I have in () is written then scratched out.
You feed me when I'm hungry
You keep water in my dish.
You let me sleep on anything,
or in any place I wish.
You sometimes let me lick your hands,
Or even lick your face.
Despite the fact I've liked myself,
In every private place.
You taught me how to come when called,
You taught me how to sit.
You always let me go outside,
So I can take a (s#*#) stroll.
You'll always have my loyalty,
Up to the bitter end.
'Cause after all it's plain to see...
That you are a dogs best friend.
