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Old 10-08-2002, 02:43 AM   #1
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Angry Dead Rabbit

A little long, but cute! Hope you like it.


DEAD RABBIT

A man was driving along a highway and a rabbit jumped out in front of his car. He swerved to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit ended up jumping right in front of his car.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over and got out to see what had become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful that he began to cry.

A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road so she pulled over and stepped out of her car and asked the man what's wrong?

"I feel terrible", He explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it".

"Don't worry". The woman said. She ran back to her car and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, bent down and sprayed the contents onto the rabbit.

The rabbit jumped up, waved its paw at the two of them and hopped off down the road.

Ten feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around and waved again.

He hopped down the road another ten feet, turned and waved.

Hopped another ten feet, turned and waved.

He repeated this again and again until he hopped out of sight.

The man was astonished. He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What is in that can? What did you spray on the rabbit?"

The woman turned the can around so the man could read the label. It said....Are you ready for this?

This is bad!



Are you sure?



Okay, here goes!



It said, HAIR SPRAY--RESTORES LIFE TO DEAD HAIR AND ALSO ADDS A PERMANENT WAVE.

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Old 10-08-2002, 01:33 PM   #2
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roflmbo that was very cute and clean!! Daphne
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Old 10-08-2002, 01:41 PM   #3
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