Sweet 98 Yr. Old Lady?....Riiiiight....

  • All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!

    Toward the end of Saturday service,
    the Rabbi asked,
    ' How many of you have forgiven your enemies? '
    80% held up their hands.

    The Rabbi then repeated his question.
    All responded this time,
    except one small elderly lady.

    'Mrs. Grossman'
    ' Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?

    I don't have any.
    'She replied, smiling sweetly.

    'Mrs. Grossman, that is very unusual.
    How old are you? '

    'Ninety-eight, 'she replied.
    The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

    'Oh, Mrs. Grossman, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world? '

    The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said,



    'I outlived the *****es.'
  • haha love it.
  • HILARIOUS GARY!! I gotta run tell the hubby.
    THAT TOTALLY Cracked me up! ~SO Funny. hehehehehehehe
  • My kind of lady, I want to grow up to be just like her.
  • I'm working on living that long, and for that very reason!!!
  • GOOD FOR YOU JO!! Won't be long!! OUTSTANDING!
  • I want to be like that woman when I'm old. That's awesome!
  • I love that woman....... lol
  • That's a good plan.