All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!
Toward the end of Saturday service,
the Rabbi asked,
' How many of you have forgiven your enemies? '
80% held up their hands.
The Rabbi then repeated his question.
All responded this time,
except one small elderly lady.
' Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?
I don't have any.
'She replied, smiling sweetly.
'Mrs. Grossman, that is very unusual.
How old are you? '
'Ninety-eight, 'she replied.
The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.
'Oh, Mrs. Grossman, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world? '
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said,
'I outlived the *****es.'