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Old 07-20-2010, 06:19 PM   #1
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Default Sweet 98 Yr. Old Lady?....Riiiiight....

All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!

Toward the end of Saturday service,
the Rabbi asked,
' How many of you have forgiven your enemies? '
80% held up their hands.

The Rabbi then repeated his question.
All responded this time,
except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Grossman'
' Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?

I don't have any.
'She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Grossman, that is very unusual.
How old are you? '

'Ninety-eight, 'she replied.
The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

'Oh, Mrs. Grossman, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world? '

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said,



'I outlived the *****es.'
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Old 07-20-2010, 07:57 PM   #2
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haha love it.
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Old 07-20-2010, 08:04 PM   #3
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HILARIOUS GARY!! I gotta run tell the hubby.
THAT TOTALLY Cracked me up! ~SO Funny. hehehehehehehe
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Old 07-20-2010, 09:14 PM   #4
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My kind of lady, I want to grow up to be just like her.
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Old 07-23-2010, 09:36 PM   #5
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I'm working on living that long, and for that very reason!!!
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Old 07-23-2010, 09:58 PM   #6
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GOOD FOR YOU JO!! Won't be long!! OUTSTANDING!
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Old 10-27-2010, 09:54 PM   #7
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I want to be like that woman when I'm old. That's awesome!
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Old 11-12-2010, 06:53 AM   #8
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I love that woman....... lol
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Old 05-06-2013, 06:46 PM   #9
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That's a good plan.
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