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EZMONEY 07-20-2010 06:19 PM

Sweet 98 Yr. Old Lady?....Riiiiight....
 
All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!

Toward the end of Saturday service,
the Rabbi asked,
' How many of you have forgiven your enemies? '
80% held up their hands.

The Rabbi then repeated his question.
All responded this time,
except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Grossman'
' Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?

I don't have any.
'She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Grossman, that is very unusual.
How old are you? '

'Ninety-eight, 'she replied.
The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

'Oh, Mrs. Grossman, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world? '

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said,



'I outlived the *****es.'

lizziep 07-20-2010 07:57 PM

haha love it.

Lori259 07-20-2010 08:04 PM

HILARIOUS GARY!! I gotta run tell the hubby.
THAT TOTALLY Cracked me up! ~SO Funny. hehehehehehehe

bargoo 07-20-2010 09:14 PM

My kind of lady, I want to grow up to be just like her.

JoJoJo2 07-23-2010 09:36 PM

I'm working on living that long, and for that very reason!!! :D

EZMONEY 07-23-2010 09:58 PM

GOOD FOR YOU JO!! Won't be long!! OUTSTANDING!

penmage 10-27-2010 09:54 PM

I want to be like that woman when I'm old. That's awesome!

PJay 11-12-2010 06:53 AM

:cheer2: I love that woman....... lol

katieJames27 05-06-2013 06:46 PM

That's a good plan.


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