Sweet 98 Yr. Old Lady?....Riiiiight....
All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!
Toward the end of Saturday service, the Rabbi asked, ' How many of you have forgiven your enemies? ' 80% held up their hands. The Rabbi then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady. 'Mrs. Grossman' ' Are you not willing to forgive your enemies? I don't have any. 'She replied, smiling sweetly. 'Mrs. Grossman, that is very unusual. How old are you? ' 'Ninety-eight, 'she replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands. 'Oh, Mrs. Grossman, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world? ' The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, 'I outlived the *****es.' |
haha love it.
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HILARIOUS GARY!! I gotta run tell the hubby.
THAT TOTALLY Cracked me up! ~SO Funny. hehehehehehehe |
My kind of lady, I want to grow up to be just like her.
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I'm working on living that long, and for that very reason!!! :D
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GOOD FOR YOU JO!! Won't be long!! OUTSTANDING!
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I want to be like that woman when I'm old. That's awesome!
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:cheer2: I love that woman....... lol
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That's a good plan.
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