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ddc 05-27-2010 04:40 PM

Her diary vs. His diary
 
Hubby sent this to me:

HER DIARY:

Dear Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans
to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day
long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but
he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere
quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him
what was wrong. He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that
he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had the nothing to do
with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly,
and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he
didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost
him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just
sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and
absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About
15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my
caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and
his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know
what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My
life is a disaster...


HIS DIARY:


My boat motor wouldn't start today; but I got laid.

~~~~~~~~~~

foot note:


And 99% of the woman that read this agree...that this wife was really
shallow...all about me,me,me ! If she had been a better wife she would
have been fishing with her loving, devoted husband and then she would have
known what the problem was...but nooooooo ! !

EZMONEY 05-27-2010 05:48 PM

funny stuff

lizziep 05-28-2010 03:14 PM

hahahaha awesome.

Ciao 05-29-2010 12:17 PM

Lol. xD

startswimming 05-30-2010 10:50 AM

Hehehe! So true! :dizzy:


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