My Private Part Died
 

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Donna asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Donna ,' said Mr. Wallace.

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Donna. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said,
'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.
Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Donna I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace.
'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Donna, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

(You've gotta love this .)

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.' :lol:

I just laughed out loud at work. Thanks for the laugh.

Ha ha ha! I'm in so much pain (toothache) but this really made me laugh! Thanks!

lol how funny!

Good one, thanks for sharing.

LMAO that was great.

That's One Of The Funniest Jokes I've Ever Read!!!!!!

I'm passing this one to my cousin who works in a nursing home - she will love it :D

Love It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol made me smile :D

I love it...thanks for the laugh.

too funny! Thanks for the laugh!

HeHe :lol:

:) :) :)

Hahahahahaha! Of course, with a title like this, I just HAD to read this! It was definitely a good one! Gonna e-mail that to my mom!

hahahaha hilarious!

lololol oh, the things old people say

Haha! That's cute.

Hmm, does this explain Brett Favre and those suspicious pictures? ;)

:cp::lol: LMAO!! Too funny..... Made my Friday and it's just begun... Thanks!

What happens the next after viewing? Funny!

Lol!

Lol, clever.

I am a nurse, and that is very cute! Also not uncommon.

Ok that was pretty funny.... LOL

Thanks for the laugh! Im so telling that joke to my husband today LOL

Too funny!

Thanks! I needed a good laugh.:o

It even made my cranky husband laugh!

rofl
 

I am not good at remembering or telling jokes but I hope I can remember that one. made me smile :carrot:

Thanks for the laugh!!! :D

Thanks for the laugh. Today has been a bit 'fraught' and I needed cheering up

That was quite funny. I will have to share it with my hubby.

Hahaha so funny