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ddc 05-06-2010 09:47 AM

My Private Part Died
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Donna asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Donna ,' said Mr. Wallace.

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Donna. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said,
'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.
Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Donna I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace.
'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Donna, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

(You've gotta love this .)

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.' :lol:

Tamlesmad 05-06-2010 10:27 AM

I just laughed out loud at work. Thanks for the laugh.

pink sparkle 05-06-2010 10:47 AM

Ha ha ha! I'm in so much pain (toothache) but this really made me laugh! Thanks!

beerab 05-06-2010 11:13 AM

lol how funny!

cookinmary 05-06-2010 11:34 AM

Good one, thanks for sharing.

CanadianCutie 05-06-2010 11:46 AM

LMAO that was great.

salina82 05-20-2010 11:41 PM

That's One Of The Funniest Jokes I've Ever Read!!!!!!

BCurious1 06-27-2010 12:57 AM

I'm passing this one to my cousin who works in a nursing home - she will love it :D

thisis4me 06-29-2010 09:30 PM

Love It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stripes 07-07-2010 12:32 PM

lol made me smile :D

charmtime 07-10-2010 07:56 PM

I love it...thanks for the laugh.

getnslim 08-03-2010 04:30 PM

too funny! Thanks for the laugh!

L R K 08-03-2010 04:38 PM

HeHe :lol:

Apeyness 08-03-2010 05:20 PM

:) :) :)

CourtneyDaisey 10-11-2010 09:57 PM

Hahahahahaha! Of course, with a title like this, I just HAD to read this! It was definitely a good one! Gonna e-mail that to my mom!

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