#23 should also be I only look forward to red lights when I'm trying to light a cigarette. (I prefer killing myself slowly smoking then immediately texting while driving )
On a day to day basis I am definitely more in danger of getting hit by a cyclist than a driver, and as a driver I HATE when cyclists are in the middle of the road like they're cars. They seriously need their own lane or something. lol. This list was great. SO TRUE!