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Old 10-25-2009, 09:11 AM   #1  
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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa : half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe : well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain : very
hot, relaxed, and
convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece : gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain : with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel : has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada : self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet : wildly beautiful, with
a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran : ruled by nuts.
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Old 10-25-2009, 09:26 AM   #2  
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WOW, that was a long joke, I did not see where that was going...LOVE IT!
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Old 10-25-2009, 09:36 AM   #3  
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True ! True !
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Old 10-25-2009, 09:38 AM   #4  
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Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran : ruled by nuts.
THE END.
HEY! I resemble that remark.....
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Old 10-25-2009, 10:13 AM   #5  
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my DH liked it
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Old 10-25-2009, 10:41 AM   #7  
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HAHA!!! I love it! Thanks for sharing!
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lol. Very cute.
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Old 10-25-2009, 10:05 PM   #9  
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DH and I BOTH agreed - and loved it!
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Thanks for posting this!
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