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Old 08-16-2009, 12:01 AM   #1
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Default Female Comebacks!

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: DO NOT ENTER!

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Old 08-16-2009, 12:05 AM   #2
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Rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-16-2009, 12:12 AM   #3
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Copied and inserted into my wallet.
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Old 08-16-2009, 12:42 AM   #4
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I needed this!!!!!!
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Old 08-16-2009, 02:40 AM   #5
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Good!
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Old 08-18-2009, 03:40 PM   #6
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OMG I have to remember this. Too funny
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Old 08-19-2009, 12:14 AM   #7
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Old 08-19-2009, 12:48 AM   #8
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Old 08-19-2009, 12:56 AM   #9
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I so had to exude the attitude of some of these today.
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Old 08-21-2009, 11:31 PM   #10
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Oh, these are EXCELLENT, thanks for sharing!
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Old 08-22-2009, 02:18 AM   #11
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You're welcome!
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:02 AM   #12
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Lol Thanks I Needed To A Good Laugh
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Old 09-28-2009, 06:41 AM   #13
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Ahh..that one was my favorite =)
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Ahh..that one was my favorite =)
Believe it or not, it's been used many times.
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Lol Thanks I Needed To A Good Laugh
You're welcome Tiara.
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