My English teacher shared this one and I love it!
Two guys are walking their dogs when one guy asks his buddy if he wants to have a beer, the second man asks, "what about our dogs?" the first man says "don't worry, just follow my lead"
so they go to the bar the bouncer says "whoa you can't bring those dogs here!" Man number one says "oh well this here is my seeing eye dog" the bouncer lets him in and looks at the second man. The second man says his dog is his seeing eye dog too, the bouncer looks at the man and then to the dog and asks "They gave you a Chihuahua?" the second man yells "THEY GAVE ME A CHIHUAHUA???"