I was watching TV last night and there was a commercial for BootyCall.com. I wasn't paying much attention to the commercial as I was online, probably on this site. They were making statements and asking questions regarding causes of divorce and why one should use their site. Anyway, I heard this one question and thought it was hilarious. The guy asks, "Did you know that marriage is a leading cause of divorce?"
"All of the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening."