Ok, what member titles have you seen that brought a smile to your face? (the title is the thing under your name to the left, you can create a custom title in your profile)
A few notable ones I've seen lately..
Member with Biggest Butt (Darling_Peaches)
The magic expanding cow (Cherry Cow)
Energized grandma chick (Joyce in CO)
Phat Chick (BigPhatBooty)