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honeybear 05-01-2009 06:39 AM

Joke: Busted!
 
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how attractive and shapely the housekeeper was. Over the course of the evening, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the housekeeper than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, my relationship with my housekeeper is purely professional."

About a week later, the housekeeper came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:

"Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which said "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with your housekeeper, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with your housekeeper. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"

Shopaholic1204 05-26-2009 12:36 AM

omg!! thats bad!! lol

Bumbleberry 05-26-2009 03:08 PM

looove it

amyleigh 05-27-2009 01:27 PM

haha that's amazing

Thyme 06-03-2009 06:52 AM

nicely done :D

Michelle1210 06-11-2009 09:06 PM

wiping the tears from my eyes....rofl

SunshineCA 06-12-2009 02:45 AM

:lol: Mothers always know. ;)

penmage 06-17-2009 10:46 PM

LOL. Go mom!

better life 06-24-2009 07:22 PM

LOL...that's a good one!!


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