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Old 02-24-2009, 04:06 AM   #1
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A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink.' Hey, nice tie!' comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the barman to see if he had said anything, but since he was on the other side of the bar the man just ignores it.

'Hey! Nice shirt!' The man looks up but, again, the barman is engaged elsewhere.' Hey! Nice suit!' The man then calls the barman over and asks him if he keeps talking to him.

'It's not me, it's the complimentary peanuts.'
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Old 02-24-2009, 09:17 AM   #2
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A man walks into a bar.....




Ouch....
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Old 02-24-2009, 09:18 AM   #3
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That was cute...
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2 penguins walk in to a bar


you would have thought the 2nd one would have seen it
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I need some of those peanuts
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