Mysterious Ways of the Lord
Who thought we would enjoy watching the news about an airplane crash. But the Lord works in mysterious ways, and with a sense of humor!
*First*: No one died!
*Second*: The passengers standing on the wing appeared to be walking on water!
*Third*: It removed Obama from the headlines for 24 hours!
*Fourth*: No one in the government could take credit for the miracle!
*Fifth*: It wasn't George Bush's fault!