The wife was having lunch with 2 of her unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is someone's mistress, and of course we have been married for 18+ years.
They were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. They agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.
The engaged friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.. I love you.' Then, we made love all night long.'
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.'
Then the Wife had to share her story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos, and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said;
"What's for dinner, Batman?"
Starting Weight: 191.4
Present Weight: 187.4
Goal Weight: 150