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Old 12-20-2008, 10:52 PM   #1
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Sheer Nightgown


A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for

his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500

in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for

the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to

his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy-), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it !'

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon . Closed coffin.
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Old 12-21-2008, 12:25 AM   #2
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Funny!!!
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Old 12-21-2008, 05:33 AM   #3
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Oh holy moly. I have tears in my eyes I'm laughing so hard!!!
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Old 12-21-2008, 04:00 PM   #4
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wow..lmao
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Old 12-21-2008, 04:11 PM   #5
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LOL - thanks for sharing! Loved it!!!
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Old 12-21-2008, 08:11 PM   #6
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silly hubby
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Old 12-28-2008, 12:30 PM   #7
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Lol!
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Old 01-08-2009, 11:37 AM   #8
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Too funny.
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Old 01-10-2009, 08:18 PM   #9
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good one LOL
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Old 01-14-2009, 01:08 PM   #10
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Okay, I have to say that was funny!
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Old 01-18-2009, 10:22 PM   #11
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LOL, now that's a good one.
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Old 01-23-2009, 08:43 AM   #12
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Old 01-23-2009, 08:48 AM   #13
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Hilarious, sadly, I can relate.
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Old 01-26-2009, 09:09 AM   #14
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hehe that actually amde me laugh out loud!!
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Old 01-27-2009, 04:09 PM   #15
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Ahahaha... too funny!
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