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The job at the Tickle Me Elmo factory

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Old 12-01-2008, 06:23 PM   #1
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A young lady was applying for a production line job at the Tickle Me Elmo Factory. The foreman came into the hiring manager's office was was at the end of his rope! He complained that he'd had to shut down the line because of her. The hiring manager went down to production and found the line stopped. She was standing there with boxes and boxes of marbles and the Tickle Me Elmo fabric. She would cover the marbles with the fabric and attach them to Elmo.

When asked what she was doing, she responded. "I'm doing what you said to do. I'm giving Elmo two test tickles."
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Old 12-02-2008, 05:07 AM   #2
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Old 12-02-2008, 08:11 AM   #3
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I like that one. Never heard it before. lol
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