A Smart Blonde
Smart Blonde
> > >A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan > officer. She says she's going to Europe > on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. > >The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the > loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is > parked on the > street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. > The bank agrees to accept the > car as collateral for the loan. > >The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the > blonde for using a $125,000 Rolls as > collateral against a $5,000 loan. > >An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the > Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it > there. > >Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the > interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan > officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had > your business, and this transaction has worked but > very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. > >While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a > multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why > would you bother to borrow $5,000?" > >The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car > for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" > > :lol: :D ;) :dizzy: |
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I loved it! Course being blonde, it is nice have a joke like that every now and again! |
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