to ask his advise in reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an
aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an
'Irish Viagra' It's when you drop the Viagra tablet
into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try
and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor,
who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor
dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just
terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his
coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped
straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his
pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm,
he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me
clothes to tatters and took me then and there
passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I
tell you, an absolute nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the
sex your husband provided wasn't good?'
'Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as
I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in
Starbucks again!'
