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Old 08-26-2008, 12:37 PM   #1
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Talking Some Tuesday humor

Hi I am new to TFC and wanted to share some humor. I know I can use it today.

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Meaning of WIFE

1. Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!"
Wife replies, "No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!"

2. Importance of a period

Teacher: "Do you know the importance of a period?"
Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away."

5. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential? "
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! "
AND THE BEST ONE.

6. Anger management?

Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?"
Wife: "I clean the toilet."
Husband: "How does that help?"
Wife: "I use your toothbrush ."
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Old 08-26-2008, 01:29 PM   #2
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That's too cute!
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Old 08-27-2008, 08:46 AM   #3
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Thanks! I needed that
And welcome to the forum
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Old 09-04-2008, 12:30 PM   #4
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I shouldn't have read that last one...I'm about to go brush my teeth. Yuck!
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Old 09-04-2008, 12:34 PM   #5
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LMFAO.
Love # 2.
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Old 09-10-2008, 02:25 PM   #6
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Too cute.
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