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The washcloth...a story to make chicks cackle

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Old 07-31-2008, 09:33 PM   #1
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I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early
one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I
had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed
everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip
to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As
most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making
such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full
effort.


So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was
sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make
sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes
basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I undressed, hopped up on the
table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away.


I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra
effort this morning, haven't we?' I didn't respond. After the appointment,
I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal ...
Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter
was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my
washcloth?'


I told her to get another one from the cupboard.


She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'

Never going back to that doctor. Ever.
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Old 07-31-2008, 09:58 PM   #2
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LOL........That is one of the funniest things I ever read. I'm going to print and share with my gyn who I'm seeing on Monday...
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Old 07-31-2008, 10:08 PM   #3
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I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look
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Old 07-31-2008, 10:56 PM   #4
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thanks for sharing!
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Old 08-01-2008, 03:33 PM   #5
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OMG this is great! I'm sending it to my doctor today!! It's a must have for the "let's take a peek" room... lol Thanks for sharing!
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Old 08-01-2008, 11:32 PM   #6
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I've read this before but it cracks me up every time I read it.
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Old 08-15-2008, 03:22 AM   #7
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omfg...rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-11-2008, 10:03 AM   #8
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They had this on cosmo once. little diffrent version of how the sparkles got there but LoL it GREAT
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Lmfao
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Old 09-12-2008, 02:47 PM   #10
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lol, too funny!
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