Laxitives!!! That one touched home!!!
My son had to have laxitives when he was severly constipated... he also had a bad chest cold.
Gave him both. A few hours later I checked in on him and he would keep slapping his hands over his mouth and cross his eyes and get a red face. I asked him what's wrong. After he made a MAD dash to the bathroom relieved himself... and sitting on the toilet looked at me and innocently said "you'll get mad at me if I cough..." I asked him "why in the world would I get mad at him". He proceeded to cough and "showed me" - gross at the time... but now I look back on it, it cracks me up.