Condoms (Somewhat adult in nature)
A man is in the check-out lane at the store and, as he gets to the front, he realizes he had meant to pick up a box of condoms and forgot. He asked the cashier if there's any way they can get a box run up to the front for him so the long line of people behind him won't have to wait. She tells him it's no problem and asks what size. "Gee," he stammers, "I'm really not sure!" She tells him to drop his drawers. He does so, and she reaches over, gives him a feel, and grabs the all-call microphone.
"A box of large condoms to Aisle 5!"
He checks out, and is on his way. Now, the man behind him, having witnessed this scene, realizes it's a cheap thrill and decides to tell the cashier he also forgot a box on condoms and doesn't know his size. She tells him to drop his drawers and again reaches over, gives him a grope, and grabs the microphone.
"A box of medium condoms to Aisle 5!"
Now, a hormonally volatile teenage boy was also in line at the time. He realizes that this will make the COOLEST story to tell at school and, when he gets up to the front, he tells the cashier that he, too, forgot a box of condom and doesn't know the size. The drops his pants and the cashier reaches over, grabs him, and reaches for the microphone.
"Clean-up on Aisle 5!"
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