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Old 02-01-2008, 03:25 PM   #1
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Talking The Anniverary Gift

Mike was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.

She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200

in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Mike got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window

and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on

her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Mike has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out,
but I can usually sedate her with four or five cupcakes.

Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage, the shorter the trip.
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Old 02-01-2008, 04:48 PM   #2
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Oh god!! That was cruel!!! HAhahha... But so funny!

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Old 02-02-2008, 03:31 PM   #3
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:04 AM   #4
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Wait til his birthday comes around!
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Old 03-01-2008, 11:30 PM   #5
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That was hysterical. I just found this forum -it's awesome.
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Old 03-19-2008, 11:21 AM   #6
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oh how funny!!!!!!
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Old 03-19-2008, 07:31 PM   #7
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Hahahahaha oh geez.

That's hilarious.
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Old 10-22-2009, 05:24 AM   #8
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rofl hahahahaha..

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Old 10-26-2009, 12:33 AM   #10
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Old 11-03-2009, 06:58 PM   #11
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