Dog food diet
The next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to respond like this?.....
Yesterday I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my dog and was about to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had? PIGEONS? Since I'm retired, with little to do, I told her that no I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. I explained that I probably shouldn't be going back on this diet because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, although I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story).
Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; that I had stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's *** and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!
WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.
Lost successfully, followed by a whole lot of setbacks. And then some more setbacks. Starting over.
Mini Goal #1 (4/27 - end of May)
Last edited by ennay; 01-23-2008 at 01:16 PM.