> Subject: "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal
> A plane is on it's way to Montreal, when a blonde gets up and moves to
> the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her
> do this and asks to see her ticket.
> She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy and that she will
> have go sit in the back.
> The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal
> and I'm staying right here!"
> The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and
> copilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that
> belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The copilot
> goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid
> for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.
> The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to
> Montreal and I'm staying right here!"
> The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the
> police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't
> listen to reason.
> The pilot says "I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I have
> learned to speak 'blonde'!" He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her
> ear, and without question she gets up and moves back to her seat in the
> Economy section. The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and ask
> him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
> "I told her First Class isn't going to Montreal.