Okay, this is flat disgusting of me, but I to share what happened last night. We took the kids and our bikes to a nature park near our house. There is a great bike trail that wraps around 3 fishing ponds. We love to go there to ride bikes, picnic, feed the ducks, etc. Well, I had bad gas, as we all do on this diet, so I was teasing DH that my bike is gas powered, so I would let a huge fart, followed by a big burst of speed. After I did this about 3 times, I accidentally peed my pants. Not just a little leak, either. DH about wrecked his bike he was laughing so hard.
oh i guess im not the only one followed by the peepee monster! i do it all the time, i feel like what the say is true...
your born with a little patch of hair, you die with a little patch of hair,
when your a baby you use a walker, when your old you use a big metal walker,
when your a baby you have one little tooth, when your old you got one barely hanging on for its dear life tooth!
when your a baby you pee your self! when your old you pee yourself! (not that were old, but theres a certain catch to it!)
Katie:
Girl I should obey the queen of the pee-pee world!! Girl, I'm telling you, you should made a comic book! I hope that with the bad gas the duckies didn't flew away! Love YA' Girl you are so funny!
Yeah, I must have bladder control problems. When I was pregnant with my 1st baby I threw up all the time, except I have had a surgery on my stomache that makes it so I cannot really throw up, so I just dry heaved and wretched all the time. The force of dry heaving would make me pee my pants, and I would have to go home from work and change my clothes. Talk about embarrassing!
No, MIL said that I should have asked them to tighten up my bladder when I had my last C Section. Not sure how they do that, but I did not ask. I will be in Depends by the time I am 35 at this rate!
OMG Katie ... Girl, seriously, you should check,never hurts, is better to made sure that everything is OK! Let me tell you something DH though that I have a bladder problem b/c one night I did pee in the bed, but the truth is that I was dreaming that I was in the bathroom and it felt so real that they came out! It wasn't my fault Chicago is so cold and in my dream I felt so comfortable in the toilet that they came out, so girl, we are partners in pee-pee crimes!
Ok, this has happened to me once or twice in the last few years. I wake up and everything is soaked. I actually thought the first time "man, did I have a really good sex dream???" HAH!
Speaking of sex dreams, I am the queen. DH was talking to me one morning and said "why were you biting on my back and groaning last night." Well, I wasn't biting...I had a dream about kissing and I was kissing his back in my sleep and making noises! Goodness. I sometimes kinda come out of a light sleep realizing I am kissing air. I talk in my sleep too. I can never have an affair even if I wanted...I'd probably tell on myself in a bad way at night
Ok, well it was March 2008, I was in Jamaica. My friend Sara and I were walking up a set of staires leading up to this big popular bar. I wasn't really paying attention, and I turned around to talk to this Jamaican dude behind me and on the side of the staires they had these flower pots - well as I turned around I hit one of the flower pots with my shoulder! I FLIPPED backwards, literally, summersaults, backflips, you name it, all the way down the staires until I reached the bottom. I ended up landing on my back with my legs over my head!. LMAO, I have never laughed so hard in my life - Same with my friend Sara... All the Jamaicans ran to the balcony to see why we were howling/screaming/laughing so hard. Needless to say, they thought we were screwed up for laughing at me. Haha. I tryed to explain, in the Canadian culture, we laugh at eachother when someone gets hurt... lol.
I still can't get over how I didn't break anything!. I never knew I was THAT flexible...amazing. haha.
But yeah, INCREDIBLY embarrasing!!!!!!!!!
You will never be the same 
of the pee-pee world!! Girl, I'm telling you, you should made a comic book! I hope that with the bad gas the duckies didn't flew away! Love YA' Girl you are so funny!
i had no idea you were so intuned with your sexual self 
