I think they typicall go around. We all know horizontal stripes are fully unflattering. Let's not give Dan office salt police powe yet. He doesn't understand that a woman of any size should never wear horizontal stripes.
Hey Cass, you ready to deal with us?
Hey! I know all about the horrors of horizontal stripes... I have a really comfy shirt that still makes me look awful, simply because of the stripe direction...