I've been having food dreams lately (which I never, ever had before) and the funniest one I've had so far was that I dreamt that I ate a caramel without thinking about it. I started to chew it and then remembered that I was on IP. I started to panic and was trying to spit it out but you know what caramels are like, it was stuck all over my teeth and I was panicking thinking about the sugar and carbs that were on my teeth that I couldn't get rid of.
I've had other food dreams since but nothing as ridiculous as that.