[Chloe222]

You get mad at how the person you told about zucchini french toast gave you a disgusted look.. it's so good though..

You have tons of IP recipes and even duplicates all over your kitchen
-You feel guilty when you have communion at church
-The fridge door doesn't shut because there is too many veggies in there


-You can discuss IP with someone on IP for hours and hours
-You google IP recipes constantly but always eat the same thing
-You carry your homemade salad dressing everywhere you go
-You fantasize all day about eating your «chocolate bar» for your evening snack
You find tons of WF products at Sprouts and text your coach, you sound like you've got a huge sale at Nordstrom
you get used to explaining to the grocery clerk that, "It is a rutabaga"
-you spend an huge chunks of time reading labels
-you go on-line to check the menu before you go out to eat
-you wear your lightest-weight pants on weigh-in day
You can't wait to have spinach for your breakfast....smoothie.
..... when you obsess about whether or not to drink 1 oz of SKIM MILK!

[Chloe222]

..... when your absolutely riveted to your computer, studying the archived IP recipe files for hours on end.

..... when checking out possible 000 food options becomes a favorite online hobby.

..... when you're no longer irritated by having to frequently pee - day or night. Instead you consider it a 'fat flush blessing'.

..... when you have to stop and think about how long ago you drank that last glass of water - and whether you can make it to the grocery store in time, before needing another pee break. (Thank goodness there's a BR at the grocery store, and you make a pitstop there a routine part of your grocery shopping routine these days.

You panic when you realize you forgot to buy more pancake mix and have only 1 packet left and immediately place a huge order for more so this can't possibly happen again (despite having boxes of oatmeal, crispy soy cereal, puddings, soy crisps, 8 boxes of soup...)
-when a vanilla shake mixed with coffee qualifies as your favorite breakfast and you swear it's better than Starbucks!

When you put WF pancake syrup, ginger, garlic, and hot peppers on shrimp and cauliflower, and call that a stir fry and feel like you're eating like a queen for dinner.

[Chloe222]

...when cauliflower actually tastes like mashed potatoes
...When you feel bad for your poor friends on weight watchers who eat all those 100 cal snacks and are still hungry all the time. He, he, but they insist that YOU have it all wrong...
...nutrition becomes an "exciting" conversation topic for you!
...Your most used kitchen utensils are a measuring cup, Magic Bullet and a pair of scissors.


These posts came from a similar thread over two years ago. I copied them into a word doc so I would have them at my beck and call and could send them to IPeeps who needed cheering up.

Enjoy and thanks to the many IPeeps whose humorous anecdotes are here!

[Sonyasbug]

Your excited for phase 4 when veggies are unlimited. Yup, I even said this out loud today.

[Art3mis]

you know you are on IP when...

-you pee on a stick and you are HAPPY it turns pink

[Chinookgirl]

Kale and chocolate ip shake tastes pretty good!

[MagnoliaBlssom]

The beer box in the garage now contains only WF products

when you are on a first name basis with everyone in the produce department

when the produce manager has you on his Christmas card list

when your credit card fraud department calls to verify your unusual purchases at the farmers market

when your mulch pile belngs in organic gardening magazine

you sob when passing someone with Pecos cantelopes in their basket

when you seriously ponder how far you could hurl the shaker ball into the back yard

when a friend asks for a recipe and you begin by saying, first you put Sven ounces of very cold water in the shaker

when your flatus level could power a small car

when friends know it is WI day because you have your 'uniform' on

when you no longer bother putting away your two cup measure, it jst lives in the dish drained

when you need to buy ring guards for your dwindlng fingers

when you discover wrinkles! Eek

[AlaskanRN]

Originally Posted by MagnoliaBlssom

The beer box in the garage now contains only WF products

when you are on a first name basis with everyone in the produce department

when the produce manager has you on his Christmas card list

when your credit card fraud department calls to verify your unusual purchases at the farmers market

when your mulch pile belngs in organic gardening magazine

you sob when passing someone with Pecos cantelopes in their basket

when you seriously ponder how far you could hurl the shaker ball into the back yard

when a friend asks for a recipe and you begin by saying, first you put Sven ounces of very cold water in the shaker

when your flatus level could power a small car

when friends know it is WI day because you have your 'uniform' on

when you no longer bother putting away your two cup measure, it jst lives in the dish drained

when you need to buy ring guards for your dwindlng fingers

when you discover wrinkles! Eek

HAHA!!!! This is awesome!

[PurpleMomster]

...you stop and pick up 5 Guys for your son for supper and you are worried that the delicious but really, really bad for IP burger and fries will somehow jump out of the bag and into your stomach!

Jo

[shrinkingsusie]

...you have to change the toilet paper roll daily.

[Meeshellee]

These are funny. Here's another one...

...you hop on the scale when you wake up to pee in the middle of the night (am I the only one that does this? Lol....maybe I have a problem)

[Art3mis]

Originally Posted by Meeshellee

These are funny. Here's another one...

...you hop on the scale when you wake up to pee in the middle of the night (am I the only one that does this? Lol....maybe I have a problem)

NOPE lol sadly i do it too l olol

[SuzieV]

...you actually moan when you take the first bite of a "sandwich" made with cream of mushroom soup/waffle bread. Happens every time.

[10offplease]

You take the ziploc of tofu out of your purse and discreetly add to your salad at a restaurant so no one knows you're on a diet (and brought your own tofu)

[MagnoliaBlssom]

Im a midnight scale hopper too!