meinvt, I will work on the samoa approximation.
Funky Monkey, you should find Old Bay either with the seasonings, or sometimes it is on a display stand near where the fresh seafood or the frozen seafood is. I had a hard time finding it at first in my grocery store. It is a yellow metal container with a red lid. Buy the regular kind...there's a Garlic/Herb flavored one that has some starch in it.