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Old 11-21-2006, 01:38 PM   #1
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Default Do you have adventuresome body parts?

Weird question, I know. I just want to share some of the adventures my breasts have.

1. I was at the dentist recently. I was in the chair with that oh so lovely bib around my neck. All of a sudden, he hits my chest! Then his assistant hit it! Then he hit it again! I crossed my arms over my chest and asked them, "What on earth do you people think you are doing?" The window was open and it seems there was a gnat and they were trying to kill it before they began my treatment. Needless to say, the 3 of us burst out laughing. They didn't realize they were beating my breasts. That appointment took forever because 1 of the 3 of us would start laughing at any given time.

2. Last December, we went to Kona. While we were in line at SFO with 2,000 of our closest friends, DH was pulled out of line for one of the random checks. They put him in that box that uses a lot of air. It's apparently sensing chemicals. When he came out, I waved and said I would join him in about 2 hours. The guy went ahead and took me as well since we were traveling together. So, off I go into the box with the air. You are supposed to keep still while that big gust of air is blowing. I didn't realize how strong that air was. When it started to blow, my entire top blew up over my head. There was nothing between me and my shirt. You aren't supposed to move in there, but I pushed my shirt down anyway. The guy outside the box was standing there with his hands over his eyes telling me to come out! He was so appologetic. I was laughing. I wonder what the 200 people in the front of the line who could see the box thought.

Sometimes I think my girls are on this earth for adventure and I'm being dragged along whether I want to be there or not!

You have any adventuresome body parts?
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Old 11-21-2006, 01:59 PM   #2
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My breasts lately only have adventures when there's a child or two attached to them. Youngest nursling simply doesn't understand why she can't latch on and then stand on her head.

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