How I knew my marriage was over
1. I'd get angry when I saw his car in the driveway
2. I thought his head was too big
3. I thought his ears were too low
4. I thought his breath was bad
5. I thought his arms were scrawny
6. I thought his butt was flat
7. I thought his feet were ugly
8. I hated his crooked smile
9. I hated his smell
10. I hated his nose
11. I hated his dull eyes
12. I hated to see him eat
13. I hated to see him sleep
14. I hated to see him breathe
15. He told me my sister was ugly boring and a waste of time
16. I told him he was ugly, boring and waste of time and lousy in bed
17. He slapped me
18.He slapped my 5 yr. old child
19. I slapped him with a restraining order
20. He didn't heed the order and came over to push me around one last time
21. I beat the crap out of him with a broom
22. When the broom broke, I beat him with the pieces.
23. He went to the ER for pain pills
24. He told his whole work that I beat him up
25. I had my sis borrow some of his pain pills, after all my arms were dang sore from swinging that broom, lol
26. His parent sent me a book called "Tough Love", I told them tough sh@@, you can have your son back
27. I never heard from him again , that how I knew my marriage was over.
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This really isn't a joke, it's my life. I have a wonderful DH now, that isn't abusive at all. He's heard this story, and I think he'd be afraid to. Lol
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