GAME: Your wish is granted....
 

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I wish that I wasn't so exhausted today.

Wish granted... You can never be exhausted and are forced to run on a treadmill all day.

I wish I had a maid.

Wish granted...You got a maid and she robbed you blind!

I wish I wasn't sick.

Wish granted...you feel so good that you become grapecoffee's new maid.

I wish someone would invent no-calorie chocolate.

I invented no-calorie chocolate but you ate so much of it your teeth have forever turned brown!!!

I wish that I actually liked doing exercise.

Wish Granted: They just made 0 calorie chocolate it tastes like crap and causes uncontrollable diarrhea.

I wish I was rich

Cinnamon spice: wish granted, you now love exercise and are required to train for the modern pentahlon at the next olympics

Schatzi: you are now rich but your phone won't stop ringing with all these relations that you have never met asking for money

I wish I had an indoor swimming pool...

Your wish is granted you hane a pool but the kids will not stop knocking on your door to use the pool...


I wish all my bills where paid...

leigh

Wish granted - Bills are paid, you won the lottery, but now everyone is knocking at YOUR door asking for some.

I wish I could take a day off.

Done! You have the day off, but it's because you're being audited and aren't supposed to be around for it!


I wish I could see my friends more often.

Wish granted....Your friends (about 15 in number) are coming for a visit...they will live at your house, use your bathrooms, eat all you food and drink all your liquor, they won't take a hint to go home for 8 days!

I wish my house was completely redecorated and the renovations complete.....SIGH!

Granted! Your renovations are done but the contractors left you with a mess that will take a month to clean up.

I wish my daughter would get her life together.

Wish granted, your daughter now has a wonderful job, fabulous apartment, and rich boyfriend, but it's all on the otherside of the country and she never calls you.

I wish I had a weekend on a tropical island.

Wish granted: you are lying on the beach in the domincan Rebublic but it starts to cloud over, begins to rain and never stops

I wish my back would stop hurting