Wish granted, your daughter now has a wonderful job, fabulous apartment, and rich boyfriend, but it's all on the otherside of the country and she never calls you.
I wish I had a weekend on a tropical island.
She already lives on the other side of the country and doesn't call....
OK... You have a weekend on a tropical island.....BUT it is because you were shipwrecked and only you and a case of pickled pigs feet landed safely.
You are nicer to everyone and now they are starting to wonder why you don't come over more, or come shopping with them, or buy them gifts or do everything in the world that they want.
Wish granted: you have eaten fried chicken, fries, chocolate cake, tempura, everything you have ever wanted to eat for a whole year now. You are a perfect size 6 but have just returned from the doctor only to be told you have ischaemic heart disease and diabetes, and have 12 months left to live. Sorry about that!
I wish I could ride a horse through the Outback of Australia
Your mother is no longer a
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a condensending pessimestic rotten B*t*h
, she is now a snivelling, whining drooling mother who wants your approval for everything.
I wish....I wasn't so hungry today!
Your wish is granted....you are not so hungry today because your in-laws will be staying over and eaten you out of house and home. You'll be so busy cooking for them....you won't have time to worry about hunger!
I wish...I could train my dog to stop barking so much!!