I have something "suri"ously wrong with my Suri. It's a well known fact. My iphone friends and I even did side-by side comparisons and mine, well, at least I can say she gets it wrong 99% of the time, but with hilarious results.

The latest?

I asked Suri "find Blackhawks Schedule" as I am a huge Chicago Blackhawks fan I was was looking for game time tonight.

Her response? Priceless. Not what I was looking for, yet correct:

"I don't see any black c*cks on the schedule".

Lol

Darn, what a disappointment, eh?

http://whysiriwhy.com/

You should take a screenshot and submit that!

OMG - hilarious website.

So I just asked Siri (I didn't realize I spelled her name wrong - no wonder she gets mad at me all the time) the same question so I could submit it.

This time, I got a different response.

She sent me directly to a long list of porn sites. I guess she created a schedule for me afterall. LOL

IDK, LOL. Unless he's changed his race, my schedule says watch Blackhawks game with white boyfriend.

Another one: Siri correctly registered "Find Vancouver Stanley Cup history" and replied, "I'm sorry. I cannot search the Faukland Islands."

That doesn't even make any sense.