i have 3 preggie friend-type ppl now - love them dearly - BUT they keep telling me in *****excruciating***** detail about every little twinge and cramp.
i don't want to hear about your cervical pressure!
i don't want to hear about what you did the shower to relieve your haemmorhoids!
i don't want to hear about what you found in your underwear!
i don't want to hear about feeling that a red-hot whatever is being jammed up the hoo-hah!
these are the same ppl ranting at me about strangers coming up to lay hands on their tummies.
granted, i didn't like being mauled either but holy heck, what happened to pregnancy decorum!???