I hate pain, knives, needles and all that, but would jump at a tummy tuck. Even at 149lb, this apple still has a hangy tummy which simply refuses to go away. It makes me very self-conscious and is probably not as bad as I think it is, but I HATE it! So yes, I get you....
Oh BeachPatrol, you gave me a laugh about the bat wings..
Okay, i admit it, maybe a knife would be too painful...maybe liposuction would be better? lol? If only we could take our vaccum's that we have at home and instead of sucking up dirt, we could suck up fat...wouldnt that be a useful invention? Could you see it now?
The infomercial would be like ----- Insert cheesy male voice..
"Have a dirt problem in your house? Sick of looking at that unwanted belly fat?" Well now you can deal with both problems..with our all new state of the art 2 in 1 vaccum..."It works like a vaccum on the floor, and then it comes with an easy attachable tube, just suck and go and you get an instant flat tummy in minutes!!!!"
Haha when I hear any mention of bat wings, my mind automatically flips to an episode of family guy, where Stewie is injected with steroids, becomes muscular, looses the muscle overnight, then fly's out of a window with his wings xD..
My stomach still jiggles and wiggles and everything else in between, and I don't see it going away before hitting my goal unfortunately. If I weren't so afraid of a 100 stitches on my stomach, and the pain that follows, I'd so be up for a tummy tuck
Mine's my damned thighs. Ugh. My bodyfat number is 23.5 when they don't factor in my thighs, 28.5 with! I once told my husband if he found me in the bathtub in a pool of blood and dyson next to me, he'd know what happened.
Remember that Judy Blume book, Blubber? The girl comes to school dressed as a flenser, which is a person that strips the blubber off of whales? Well I've often wished I could be a flenser and strip away my OWN blubber. Odd how thoughts we think are bizarre and so out of the ordinary are not so out of the ordinary after all.
OMG, YES!! I always read books about chubby girls when I was a kid because I was chubby until my mid-teens. Aww, memories.
Haha when I hear any mention of bat wings, my mind automatically flips to an episode of family guy, where Stewie is injected with steroids, becomes muscular, looses the muscle overnight, then fly's out of a window with his wings xD.
When I hear "bat wings" I think back to this old short-lived show on Nickelodeon called the Adventures of Pete and Pete. One summer it was so hot they didn't even feel like playing. It made mention of laying around mesmerized by their old neighbor's jiggly arms. They showed it in slow motion and I about died! Silly show but stuck with me all these years. What the heck!?
I have a big belly which I manage to suck in most of the time. When I let it out though it just keeps on going.. and then it goes out a little more. :|
It makes me very self-conscious and is probably not as bad as I think it is, but I HATE it! So yes, I get you....
