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Please.... LET'S LAUGH!!
02-22-2012, 08:58 AM
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Wastin' Away Again!
Join Date: May 2006
Location: on the beach
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Height: 5ft 3.5" I am 48 years old & Calorie Counting
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Please.... LET'S LAUGH!!
Anybody got something to giggle about? Your kid or pet do something funny? Got a joke to share? Or a funny pic?
Come on y'all!!! - LET'S LAUGH!!!
As for me, I have nothing special to report today.
But today IS....
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The “perfect” diet is the foods you’ll eat and
the “perfect” workout is the one you’ll do.~Michael Marsh
You CAN have ANYTHING you want,
but you CAN'T have EVERYTHING you want!~my mama!
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02-22-2012, 09:06 AM
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Pretty harmless really...
Join Date: Sep 2007
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02-22-2012, 09:11 AM
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Restart Feb. 13, 2012
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It's funny that you should post a picture of Wednesday Addams. I just turned down a coworker selling Girl Scout cookies but almost asked if they were made from real Girl Scouts.
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02-22-2012, 10:14 AM
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i will love myself.
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Louisiana
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Yesterday was Mardi gras and I live in New Orleans- we took my son to the parades and he caught a bunch of Mardi gras cups and bouncy balls. He was so excited about them he transferred the balls from cup to cup for hours. He even nodded off and took his nap holding the cup full of balls.
(As soon as I can get to the computer I will post pictures of him sleeping with his ball cup)
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02-22-2012, 10:18 AM
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Fat to Fab and Fit
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My dog tooted and she jumped nearly 5 feet up in the air.
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02-22-2012, 11:10 AM
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Wastin' Away Again!
Join Date: May 2006
Location: on the beach
Posts: 2,143
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Height: 5ft 3.5" I am 48 years old & Calorie Counting
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TiffNeedsChange
Yesterday was Mardi gras and I live in New Orleans- we took my son to the parades and he caught a bunch of Mardi gras cups and bouncy balls. He was so excited about them he transferred the balls from cup to cup for hours. He even nodded off and took his nap holding the cup full of balls.
(As soon as I can get to the computer I will post pictures of him sleeping with his ball cup)
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LOL!!!! "cup of balls"... now THAT'S funny!!!! 
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The “perfect” diet is the foods you’ll eat and
the “perfect” workout is the one you’ll do.~Michael Marsh
You CAN have ANYTHING you want,
but you CAN'T have EVERYTHING you want!~my mama!
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02-22-2012, 11:11 AM
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Wastin' Away Again!
Join Date: May 2006
Location: on the beach
Posts: 2,143
S/C/G: 192/153/140ish
Height: 5ft 3.5" I am 48 years old & Calorie Counting
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sum38
My dog tooted and she jumped nearly 5 feet up in the air.
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when my tibetan spaniel gets the hiccups, my husband & I laugh our butts off!!
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The “perfect” diet is the foods you’ll eat and
the “perfect” workout is the one you’ll do.~Michael Marsh
You CAN have ANYTHING you want,
but you CAN'T have EVERYTHING you want!~my mama!
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02-22-2012, 11:13 AM
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IF for Life
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Upstate NY
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Saw on Pinterest:
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF
I don't know why, but this made me laugh out loud!
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02-22-2012, 12:26 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Virginia
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One of the babies I nanny for was recently sick, and she learned to cough on command to clear her chest congestion.
....now, every time she's reaching for my mug and I tell her that it's my coffee, she coughs.  Makes me giggle.
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02-22-2012, 01:04 PM
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Restart Feb. 13, 2012
Join Date: Nov 2010
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Alright, this was a while ago but it still makes me laugh my butt off.
When DH and I were vacationing with his MIL, we were all in her hotel room sitting around deciding what to do next. My son grabs two water bottles, holds them up to his chest, wiggles around and yells "LOOK MOM! I GOT BIG 'IPPLES!"
My MIL died laughing and we've never heard the end of it. LOL. Ah! Three year olds.
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02-22-2012, 02:30 PM
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Force of Nature
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Kamloops, B.C., Canada
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This was years ago, but we don't let my dad live it down.
My parents had headphones for the TV. Wireless so that they could sit and listen to the tv without it bothering anyone else. They are GREAT. Unfortunately, very occasionally, they'd pick up interference from either cell phones or radios.
This one night, my dad picked them up to put them on to watch a movie with us (he's a bit hard of hearing, so is my mom lol) and he gets this incredibly confused look on his face after he turns them on (note: the tv was ON at the time). He then looks around, pointing at them and goes "I hear voices."
Well, that did it for us. My mom and I just about peed from laughing so hard. We KNEW what he meant (he was hearing interference) but it was just so damn funny! We kept saying "of course you do! the tv's on dummy!" and the more we laughed, the madder he got, which made us laugh more.
Finally, he got so mad, he threw them on the chair and stomped off to bed.
He gets it now why we thought it was funny, but at the time he sure didn't.
For Christmas 2006, his parents flew out from Ontario to spend the holiday with us. First time they have in probably 2 decades. Anyway, we were all up at Costco and we got almost to the check-out when mom went "oh! I forgot bacon! Larry, go back and get some low-salt bacon, k?" He says sure and toddles off, (he's a momma's boy, so you could see he was all proud and stuff lol) while we wait. He comes back about 5 minutes later, looks my mom square in the eye and says 100% seriously "They don't have low-salt bacon; all they have is low-sodium."
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I think his parents, my mom, and I were all mentally facepalming. My mom looked at him like he had three heads and said "it's the same thing! Sodium is salt. Did you NOT pass chemistry?" (note: he's a welder, at a mine, and he needs to know a lot of the chemicals in the pipes and stuff).
We don't let him live that one down either lol
Last edited by Rainbowgirl : 02-22-2012 at 02:33 PM.
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02-22-2012, 02:33 PM
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Leveling Up
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: New York
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Gas prices are going up! Lose weight so it costs less to drive!
Also this link will probably provide some laughs: http://www.petapixel.com/2011/10/04/...-female-poses/
Last edited by sontaikle : 02-22-2012 at 02:52 PM.
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02-24-2012, 04:24 PM
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Never surrender
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Brooklyn, NY
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the corner deli has a sign that reads: if you're not shaking, you haven't had enough coffee yet
made me smile
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Last edited by dragonwoman64 : 02-24-2012 at 04:36 PM.
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02-24-2012, 05:29 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2012
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My husband was on the phone talking to a friend, while my 4 year old daughter was sitting beside him. She looked up at him and asked "is that Jake, from State Farm"? Time to limit our tv watching or what?
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02-24-2012, 09:39 PM
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Under Construction
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Michigan
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DS12 was getting his coat on to leave for school, and farted a perfect two-octave, four note question that even rose in tone at the end. I nearly peed.
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