Based on the game played by the writers on NBC's "30 Rock" (called Marry Boff Kill on 30 Rock).

Simple Rules.

1) First person names three people, dead, alive, famous, etc.

2) Next person lists in order who you would marry, kiss and push and the reasons why. Then list three new people for the next person.


Here is the first group of people:

Bill Gates, Clive Owen, Alex Rodriguez

Marry: Bill Gates. Why? Brains and dollars.... and generosity.
Kiss: Clive Owen. Why? Sooooo hot.
Push: A-Rod. Whiner.

Group 2. Will Ferrell, Paul McCartney, Brad Pitt

Marry: Will Ferrell - so funny
Kiss: Brad Pitt - so hot
Push: Paul MCartney - so not my type

Group 3. David Letterman, Conan Obrien, Jay Leno

Marry: Conan... Maybe I have a thing for redheads
Kiss: Jay... Because I definitely wouldnt kiss Letterman haha
Push: Letterman... he is a bit old

Group 4: Tim Mcgraw, Alan Jackson, Kenny Chesney

Toughie!!

Marry: Tim McGraw (even though I envision him with a little pecker)--he and Faith seem so happy together & he seems like a great family guy

Kiss: Alan Jackson--he's yummy!!

Push: Kenny Chesney--not my type!

Group 5: Drew Barrymore; Reese Witherspoon; Meg Ryan

Okay, they are all the wrong sex for me but here we go:

Marry - Drew Barrymore, she probably wouldn't take it seriously.

Kiss - Reese Witherspoon, hopefully same answer as above.

Push - Meg Ryan for cheating on Dennis Quaid with that gladiator dude.

Next group?

Whoops, forgot to name three more.

Here you go:

Jerry Falwell, Kobe Bryant, Mike Tyson

Okay, looks like no one wants to touch those three. Let's make it easier.

How about

Tiger Woods, George Clooney, Adam Rodriguez (Delco on CSI).

Marry- Prince (because he's the only one on the list I didn't have to google)
Kiss- A-rod (because he's fairly attractive)
Push- Maury (because I hate talk shows)

Fred Durst, Eminem, K-Fed (have fun with THOSE options )

I wanted the Meg Ryan one....

Marry - Fred Durst (because he's kinda cute, and I'd make him sing "Faith" to me...)
Kiss - Eminem (he's definitely cute enough for a kiss...and then I'd run.)
Push - K-Fed (because I'd rather be single )

Bobby Flay, Gordon Ramsay, Bob Harper (from Biggest Loser)

Marry: Bobby Flay because I just LOVE him and he could help me cook.

Kiss: Gordon Ramsay because he's a Food Network genius!

Push: Bob Harper because I exercise when I feel like it!

LL Cool J, Chris O'Donnell, Jimmy Kimmel?

Marry CHris O Donell- seems the most normal of the group
kiss LL Cool J - c'mon you've seen him licking those lips!!!
push Jimmy Kimmel - the guys a d-bag!


one for the guys (or not?) Milla Jovovich, Scarlet Johannsen, Natalie Portman