Show no mercy.

I hope it will be a while before I need one.

We Knew He Loved Us!

When I was in a Sober Mood
I'd worry, work and think.

When I was in a Drunken Mood
I'd gamble, play and drink.

But, now my moods are over
and my time has come to pass.

So, I had them bury me upside down
And the world can Kiss my

I don't have one in mind, but my husband wants to borrow, "I told you I was sick!" from Spike Milligan.

This reminds me of an old family story (who knows where this came from originally). A woman was preparing her husband for burial, and asked that the grave be dug extra deep so that when she died, her casket could be placed on top of his. When asked why, she answered, "He never let me be on top when we were alive, and there's not much he can do about it now!"