I went shopping for some lingerie. I'm not a veteran to this by any means, and apparently not to savvy with the 'styles'.
It goes like this:
Oh look, that's a pretty bra/corset/bustier and those panties ( I hate that word ) are pretty, too..
Then I turn them around and it's a freakin' thong!
To quote Charlie Brown "Aaarrrghh!".
I would have to have the buns of a Grecian statue carved from marble before I'd don something that draws attention to my cheeks. This girl has some ample booty! I don't even dig wearing a thong with pants as a way to prevent visible panty lines, but to wear a thong in front of my husband....No.Way.In.****.
I'm sure that if I expanded my search area to more stores, I would probably have found something I liked, however I'm still in the process of losing weight, and don't want to throw down mad cash for something that may not even fit in a few months.
Thank your for listening, and to bra manufacturers, thank you for your support.