Register FAQ Calendar Today's Posts Search

General chatter Because life isn't just about dieting. Play games, jokes, or share what's new in your life!

Closed Thread
Page 10 of 34 123456789 10 11121314151617181920 Last »
 
Thread Tools
Old 04-21-2009, 11:39 AM   #136  
Senior Member
 
bargoo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Davis, Ca
Posts: 23,149

S/C/G: 204/114/120

Height: 5'
Default
We California women will only take you to the cleaners !
bargoo is offline  
Old 04-21-2009, 07:23 PM   #137  
I'M A YOGA WIDOWER!
 
EZMONEY's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Southern California
Posts: 21,844

S/C/G: 201/186/180

Height: 6'
Default
It appears this thread has been retired to inactivity...

STOP! POSTING HERE! STOP!
EZMONEY is offline  
Old 04-21-2009, 07:40 PM   #138  
Freedom in living
 
JuliaDH's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 1,704

S/C/G: ?/ticker/180

Height: 5'2"
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by EZMONEY View Post
It appears this thread has been retired to inactivity...

STOP! POSTING HERE! STOP!
Really? Are You sure? Hmmm?
Don't think so!
JuliaDH is offline  
Old 04-21-2009, 07:52 PM   #139  
I'M A YOGA WIDOWER!
 
EZMONEY's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Southern California
Posts: 21,844

S/C/G: 201/186/180

Height: 6'
Default
So sorry JULIA but I DO THINK SO!!!

Heck...RUTH is back and she isn't even posting here....so

GIVE IT UP!
EZMONEY is offline  
Old 04-21-2009, 08:16 PM   #140  
Senior Member
 
bargoo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Davis, Ca
Posts: 23,149

S/C/G: 204/114/120

Height: 5'
Default
Gary, you know you can't shut us up!
bargoo is offline  
Old 04-21-2009, 08:32 PM   #141  
I'M A YOGA WIDOWER!
 
EZMONEY's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Southern California
Posts: 21,844

S/C/G: 201/186/180

Height: 6'
Default
And BARGOO...AGAIN...why would I want a 5-1 ratio of women to men at my age?
EZMONEY is offline  
Old 04-21-2009, 08:39 PM   #142  
Freedom in living
 
JuliaDH's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 1,704

S/C/G: ?/ticker/180

Height: 5'2"
Default
You Know You're Getting Old When...

Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere.

Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.

Your children are beginning to look middle-aged.

Your mind makes contracts your body can't keep.

You look forward to a dull evening.

Your knees buckle and your belt won't.

Your back goes out more than you do.

You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.

You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions.
JuliaDH is offline  
Old 04-21-2009, 08:49 PM   #143  
Senior Member
 
bargoo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Davis, Ca
Posts: 23,149

S/C/G: 204/114/120

Height: 5'
Default
Gary, you have mentioned this several times, now. Do you have an obsession.....let's see what would Gary do with 5 women all to himself ? Dream on, Gary !!
bargoo is offline  
Old 04-21-2009, 09:20 PM   #144  
Freedom in living
 
JuliaDH's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 1,704

S/C/G: ?/ticker/180

Height: 5'2"
Default
A guy is dating three women and cant decide which one to marry.

He gives each $1,000 to see how well they can manage money.

The first one spends $800 and puts $200 in the bank.

The second one spends $200 and puts $800 in the bank.

The third one puts the whole $1,000 in the bank.

Which one does he end up marrying?

The most beautiful one..
JuliaDH is offline  
Old 04-21-2009, 09:21 PM   #145  
Freedom in living
 
JuliaDH's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 1,704

S/C/G: ?/ticker/180

Height: 5'2"
Default
Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying.

A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying."Well," says the old fellow, "I just got married to a twenty-five year old woman. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast, and we have then have fun together laughing and relaxing. In the afternoon she makes me a wonderful lunch and then we make fun together laughing and relaxing again. At dinner time she makes me a wonderful supper and then we relax more and enjoy ourselves."

The policeman looks at the old man and says, "You shouldnt be crying! You should be the happiest man in the world!"

So the old man says, "I know! Im crying because I dont remember where I live!"
JuliaDH is offline  
Old 04-21-2009, 09:27 PM   #146  
Maintanier to the MAX
 
PearFreak's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Where no Grumps are allowed ; 0 )
Posts: 2,378

S/C/G: Maintainer
Default
So Gary how was the weather today? Are you still being jinxed??
PearFreak is offline  
Old 04-21-2009, 09:28 PM   #147  
Senior Member
 
bargoo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Davis, Ca
Posts: 23,149

S/C/G: 204/114/120

Height: 5'
Default
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
bargoo is offline  
Old 04-21-2009, 09:42 PM   #148  
I'M A YOGA WIDOWER!
 
EZMONEY's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Southern California
Posts: 21,844

S/C/G: 201/186/180

Height: 6'
Default
Thanks for making me feel old JULIA!

PRICKLE the weather is quite nice at the moment...73 outside with a nice breeze...I would like to say it was too freakin' hot again today...but I can't...I just can't...

BARGOO...yes...I am obsessed with women...and to remind you about the ratio...read your post above this one....work...more women...more work....more women...more work...
EZMONEY is offline  
Old 04-21-2009, 09:45 PM   #149  
Senior Member
 
bargoo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Davis, Ca
Posts: 23,149

S/C/G: 204/114/120

Height: 5'
Default
Another truth.....Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than it takes to get tired,
bargoo is offline  
Old 04-21-2009, 09:45 PM   #150  
Maintanier to the MAX
 
PearFreak's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Where no Grumps are allowed ; 0 )
Posts: 2,378

S/C/G: Maintainer
Default
Hey, I just caught on that you are calling me PRICKLE. I hope that, that isn't being mean. I was being nice as all to you. Just picking on you and your Cali weather.

I may have to change my avi, now. Any suggestions... nice ones of course.
PearFreak is offline  
Closed Thread
Page 10 of 34 123456789 10 11121314151617181920 Last »


« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:52 PM.

Terms of Use • Privacy • Advertise • Contact Us • 3FC Home • Mod • Archive • Privacy Statement • • Top • - Manage Preferences - Your Privacy Choices

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.
Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.