#151
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Know how to catch a polar bear?
(Ya gotta say this out loud.)
Get some frozen peas and then cut a big hole in the ice.
Place the peas around the hole you cut and hide.
Then, when the polar bear comes to take a pea...
You kick him in the ice hole.
I'm not sure the young 'uns around here would understand the part about the dime, or where you put it.
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The average person produces 1/2 L of gas distributed over an average of 14 farts a day!
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I love the maturity of this group!
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I tried using some "big" words. But it still did not mature up the content eh?
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Quote:
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The average person produces 1/2 L of gas distributed over an average of 14 farts a day!
I told you people I was ABOVE AVERAGE! Heck, by those stats, I'm pretty damned SPACTACULAR!!!
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Quote:
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The average person produces 1/2 L of gas distributed over an average of 14 farts a day!
I know some folks who are overachievers.
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I know some folks who are overachievers.
Speaking of which, where are EZ and Bill?
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They are probably still trying to understand the mammogram poem.
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I told you people I was ABOVE AVERAGE! Heck, by those stats, I'm pretty damned SPACTACULAR!!!
Is there a crown for overacheivement...or being damned SPACTACULAR?
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I have no way to make a cloud of gas around that or curly hair.
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I have no way to make a cloud of gas around that or curly hair.
Queen of Noxious Gases
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Lol!
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