I'm less worried about Jessica Simpson's weight than about her reading comprehension level. (I'm somewhat relieved that she has confirmed that she understands that "Chicken of the Sea" is actually tuna fish, and not chicken.)
When it comes to celebrities, I kind of agree with this sentiment: "Live by your abs & @ss, die by your abs & @ss."
ETA: It's called an "analogy," Jessica. Tuna is the "chicken of the sea."
Last edited by saef; 02-03-2009 at 12:43 PM.
Reason: To add evidence of Jessica's dimness
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