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Old 06-14-2008, 04:03 PM   #1
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Chapter 1

I walk down the street
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk
I fall in, I am lost, I am helpless
It isn't my fault,
It takes forever to find my way out...

Chapter 2

I walk down the street
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk
I pretend I don't see it
I fall in again
I can't believe I'm in the same place.
but, it isn't my fault.
It still takes a long time to get out.

Chapter 3

I walk down the same street
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk
I see it is there
I still fall in.... it's habit
My eyes are open, I know where I am.
It is my fault.
I get out immediately

Chapter 4

I walk down the same street
There is a deep hole in the the sidewalk
I walk around it

Chapter 5

I walk down a different street




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Old 06-14-2008, 04:10 PM   #2
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My mother clipped this from a newspaper a long time ago and it's been on her fridge for as long as I can remember.
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Old 06-14-2008, 08:35 PM   #3
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I think the modern version would have to include a line about suing the city for not maintaining the sidewalk.

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Old 06-15-2008, 06:51 PM   #4
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Chapter 6

Now I have a reputation as a streetwalker
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