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Old 11-21-2007, 11:25 AM   #1
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Thanksgiving Divorce Announcement

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
"Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father,
"You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
"Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

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Old 11-21-2007, 11:29 AM   #2
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Sooo funny! I loved it
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Old 11-21-2007, 11:36 AM   #3
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Old 11-21-2007, 11:49 AM   #4
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That's funny!
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Old 11-21-2007, 11:56 AM   #5
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I Love it! The things we do to get our kids home, lol!
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Old 11-21-2007, 01:22 PM   #6
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That's great ^_^
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Old 11-21-2007, 01:42 PM   #7
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that's great! My mother was always saying she was gonna divorce my dad when the last one of the kids moved out and I did that 11 1/2 years ago. Their 50th wedding anniversary is in April, 2008!!
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Old 11-23-2007, 11:46 PM   #8
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This one cracked me up so I just had to share!!!!
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Old 11-24-2007, 04:05 PM   #9
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thats funny
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